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Writer's pictureJohn Morgan

Mickey Mouse Has Become A Thorn In My Side BRUH!






It started off cute, “Aww, he likes Mickey Mouse, how cute!” It has gone from Mickey shirts, a small life sized Mickey to EVERYDAY SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES MICKEY MOUSE!

Mickey Mouse Has Become A Thorn In My Side BRUH...


Ok, Mickey Mouse, Disneyland and everything Disney is magical, fun, wholesome, family oriented, real cute stuff, right? Sure, it is, until your son has a somewhat unhealthy obsession with Mickey Mouse. It started off cute, “Aww, he likes Mickey Mouse, how cute!” It has gone from Mickey shirts, a small life sized Mickey to EVERYDAY SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES MICKEY MOUSE! He must have his Mickey figures in the tub with him. After his bath, he starts saying Mickey Mouse shirt as he HAS to sleep in Mickey pajamas. Once you have the shirt on, he then says Mickey Mouse pants. Once he is in the bed, the Mickey figures must be in the bed with him. Do you see where I am going with this? He wakes up saying Mickey Mouse t.v. and he has to watch some form of Mickey mouse on the television while he is eating before day care. Once I pick him up from daycare, and we get to the house, you guessed it “Mickey Mouse t.v. daddy.” Man listen, I am fed all the way up. I am starting to wonder seriously if Disney characters have some type of hypnosis or brainwashing elements to them that causes kids to become obsessed. The kids become obsessed, which leads to parents purchasing items that contain Disney characters, which then leads to you ending up spending tons of money in Disney World. If anything is a conspiracy, I think this is it.


Does any other parent experience anything like this? Is this normal behavior? The first time we went to Disneyland, it was a great experience. Of course, he won’t remember anything because he was one, and let’s keep it real, we went because it was free for him. The next time we go, I am taking him straight to Mickey Mouse and I may just leave him there. I promise I am going to let Mickey know how many issues he has caused in my house. I swear if Carter freezes up when he meets this huge life sized Mickey, I am going to be pissed at him and Mickey.



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Desi Fuller
Desi Fuller
01 jul 2020

lol! You will NOT leave the Prince with Mickey!

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